Here's an elevator pitch for you,
Shortly after Microsoft's first public AI experiment goes psychopathic fascist, their second produces a counterfeit artwork worth around $30 million. Using methods developed by the ultra-rich it begins a program of counterfeiting designed to crash the world economy. A savvy group of misfit hackers come to the world's rescue by tricking this new amoral proto-consciousness into revealing itself through a madcap series of profane hijinx. The twist at the end, the Rembrandt painting speaks, "and I would have got away with it if it weren't for you darned kids." The theme from the matrix plays as the credits begin to roll.