There is nothing wrong with your Virtual Experience Device™. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are installing transmission. If we wish to make it darker, we will cloud out the sun. If we wish to make it brighter, we will tune them to wisps. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next generation, never sit quietly while we will install all that you see and hear. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your VExD™. You are about to collaborate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to – The Earthbound Limits.